Saturday, March 15, 2014

Overdue update

Here's something more rated G. :p

It has been ages since I updated, especially since I have no camera with which to take photos of my napkin doodles.
To my handful of followers: post the pics of any drawings I leave you! :D
It'll be a fun way to see who's collecting my doodles.

In the meantime, here is my cat, being baffled by the hamster.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Gluten ant

Dear idiots of the world:
You can get a "carb coma" from anything with carbohydrates.
That means beans, corn (starch), sugary drinks, booze, rice, potatoes (starch), and, yes, wheat. Wheat is not the only "carb coma" inducing food. Saying you are "going gluten-free" and regret eating wheat when you get into a "carb coma" only highlights your idiocy.

Oh, what happens when *I* eat wheat? I break out in hives, rashes, and shit myself inside-out.
Yes, my rectum becomes a river of agony and death, but please, tell me more about how sleepy you get from that mean old wheat!

If carb comas are your problem, I have your solution; eat less carbohydrates, of all kinds. If you have such poor self control that you have to cut out all delicious baked goods, just so you won't devour 50 croissants, I hate to break it to you; gluten-free foods will not save you. One day we will master the gluten-free pain au chocolat, and then? Then, you're fucked. Because wheat was never YOUR problem.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go kill an elk with my flatulence.

Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Wednesday, December 04, 2013


Things I could have done better....
Pushed my shadows darker
Shown a few more story panels....

I need to...

Practice drawing myself more.
Draw more, period.

Friday, November 22, 2013

Cartoon butt

Managed to get my feet under the blanket, so I called it a successful re-entry.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Cuddle pile!

So... I've been absent a while. I've moved by art blog... napkin thing to Tumblr (
We've moved to Sammamish/Issaquah, Washington.

We have several reptiles, some of which are fosters, and we now have a group of rodents. 3 female African soft-fur rats (also called multimammate mice, odorless rats, Natal rats/mice, etc) and one fancy mouse.
Penny the tortoise is now free-roaming, most of the time, and enjoys the freedom, and ability to chase cats, any time she pleases.

But about the fancy mouse. The term "fancy" does not mean "oh, look how fancy that mouse is!", but is more along the lines of "I rather fancy that mouse!" rather that calling it the "mouse hobby" is it the "mouse fancy"-- like cat fancy.

There's some controversy about whether ASFs and mice can co-habitate.
I have found that IF you introduce them to a BRAND NEW cage, at the SAME TIME, so it is neutral territory, you CAN have success. But don't assume it will work, and you need to watch them like a hawk, at first. My mouse, Reesey-Meese, rules the roost and is adored by the ASFs. She is a regular participant in the group "cuddle piles", which is unbelievably adorable. How adorable? Let me show you.